BREAKING NEWS

THIS EXPLAINS EVERYTHING!

Dunkin Donuts gives police officers a 10% discount.

WHOA. WHOA.

Yes, I stopped to get an iced coffee this morning & a woman was buying a bunch of ice cream (DD/BR) and the little screen that records the order had the containers of ice cream and then:

1 POLICE 10% (21.00)

(Being $21 was 10% of her order of a ton of ice cream for the po-po.)

Doesn't this just explain, like, EVERYTHING?

And I left my celly in the car so I couldn't snap a picture, but I'm off to look for proof online...