Wednesday, August 29, 2007

Can I get satellite NESN pretty please?

Here's the deal: Red Sox/Yankees was NOT on ESPN last night! So I called 4 Courts & of course they were playing it. Then I called the Continental (because their food's better) and the guy who answered the phone asked me what station the game was on! He didn't even know it was being played! GASP. Apparently, if I can't watch it on my ESPN at home, I can't watch it at the continental - just for future reference. Thus we went to the 4 Courts.

Now here's what I don't like:
a) No NESN here. I swear next year I am ordering MLB extra innings...
b) cigarettes! Yuck. I love smoke free DC, and smoke free Boston, and even smoke free NY, and smoke free Canada (yes, Ontario is indeed smoke free).
But the VA probably will never accept this as a good idea because tobacco is a big crop. Have you seen the Phillip Morris complex on I-95 south of Richmond... Unbelievable. (Oh yes and for those of you saying, so why didn't you just go into DC to watch it? Have you been to Rhino bar? Grossssss!)

So thank god it's on ESPN2 tonight, and I won't have to deal with the girl who smoked 3 cigarettes in a row practically on me.

Monday, August 27, 2007

Look at them girls with the daisy dukes on

Actually, look at that old man with the WHITE daisy dukes on, sans t-shirt.
OK, he spent most of the game without a t-shirt, which was a slightly more disturbing sight than this photo because his beer belly flopped over those short shorts, and yes, we were convinced those were tightie-whities until he stood up.

What a sight at the Orioles game yesterday! After encouraging us to take this picture, security guards said that he comes every Sunday afternoon in similar scantily clad outfits and that he's not even an O's fan. (You can't see the Red Nationals cap in the photo - but here he is singing God Bless America.)

Orioles lost yesterday, Nationals lost yesterday, f-ing yanks lost yesterday, but the Bo Sox won & are back to 7 1/2 games up in AL East. Yeah baseball!

Wednesday, August 01, 2007

PLEASE give K-Fed the kiddos already!

Wow. Just read that new issue of US Weekly said Britney Spears put soda in her baby's bottles. Then you read the text and it says: Britney just shoves a bottle of juice in his mouth all the time to stop him from crying.
Juice might be loaded with sugar, but it sure isn't soda, I know that much. Also, then she tried to get a dentist to whiten the babies' teeth! She does know that those are going to fall out eventually, right?
2 things here: Clearly, Britney Spears is a train wreck, US Weekly has about as much brain power as Miss Spears.

I've said it before and I'll say it again, I think K-Fed could (and should) get custody of those kids.

J. McLaughlin (again)

This morning I spotted: lime flesh green bow-tie with blue starfish.
How nautical nauseating.

I hope if you wear that in public that you are with your own kind, because I will laugh at you for looking like an absolute preppy goofball.


Part 1
OK, just need to comment, turned on HBO & found Little Miss Sunshine. So awesome. My favorite part is when Steve Carrell says "He's colorblind, he can't fly."

Part 2
Sunday night's Entourage. HILARIOUS. And such good work with the craigslist tie in. I loved it.

Yuck, movies...

I'm watching "The Last Kiss," you know, Zach Braff's other movie. It's not bad, but I just can't believe it. Not that it's unbelievable in the "irreleastic" sort of way, but that it's just fucking unbelievable how much of a shitshow everyone's lives are. Two notes - irreleastic obviously is my recent replacement word for unrealistic, yeah GREs; it's worse than a shitshow but I can't find the right word.

Maybe emotional trauma? Watching how everyone's lives play out it's totally ahh horrifying. And depressing.
HOWEVER, not in a girly sappy yucky movie way (ahem, "Catch and Release"). Thankfully there aren't any emotional relationship movies coming up on my Blockbuster queue.

Ok, and also like watching a train wreck. I'm going to have to write about Laura Sessions Stepp coming up.