(What else is new?)
Teenagers may be worse than tourists. The two of you stopping in the sidewalk on M St is NOT funny. Yes, I intentionally bumped you. And you deserved it. I know, I know, I was going to catch the bus, which is so not classy, and clearly I deserved to be delayed by you idiots. Yes, it's my fault for working in Georgetown and not Farragut Square or on the Hill. However, I'm totally not plagued by interns!
Rant over, done.